Well, i am feeling a bit famous really. The internet has got/is getting its fair share of Mars at the moment. The insatiable Adam has done interviewed me, which is up on his site... they were good questions, so i think we'll make a Rove McManus out of him yet seeing as he's not affraid to ask the hard ones! So yes, feeling a bit spesh...
And Imelda has done gone and tagged me with a meme. She's right, i am a meme virgin, in that no-one has ever tagged me before. So that was nice, i guess... Here is it...
The five things meme
In my handbag
Wallet, keys, glasses, diary, phone. Crazy stuff!
In my fridge
Cheese, left-over pasta bake, green apples, mayonaise maybe and milk
In my closet
Shoes, hanging clothes, folding clothes, bags, misc. junk
In my car
Empty bottles, clothes, cd's, black boots and amniotic fluid residue from that time my friend went into labor on my front seat
I tag Delightful Jen and Natalie, cause i think there's a fair chance they might do it!
Other than that... well i had my yearly performance review at work this week. Those things are such management wank. Honestly it was like reading a school report. Anyway, according to this, i (Mars), am "emotionally intelligent". What the fuck that means, i do not know. My manager is actually quite a nice guy, but he's right up there with the management-wank-speak. Come on, we all know what it is. If i have to hear the phrase "moving forward..." one more fucking time i'm going to poke my eyes out with blunt pencils.
In the good news though, i am getting a nice bonus so who am i to complain. Emotionally intelligent... well, i'm not quite sure i am that at all, given that tonight i'm feeling a bit emotionally ordinary actually... but whatever, as long as i get my pay rise they can call me whatever they want.
Hah, yesterday at work i was left a little present on my desk by a little fairy. Wanna know what it was?
It was a mint, in the shape of a penis.
5 years ago