So you've come for 'the review' eh?
To be honest, i haven't spent much time with either Dot or Emo since their arrival suspiciously close together last night. CONSPIRACY THEORY. Dot and the Emo are on together... but they don't want me to know (yet), so they walk in 10 minutes apart. Viable, non?
Now before you all go off to bed tonight thinking i'm some sort of a ranting lunatic, let me just state my case and say...
The Emo started off on a bit of the wrong foot this morning. See, the life Dot and i lead is really quite convenient (to us). I go to work all day, and sleep all night. She sleeps most of the day, goes to uni in the afternoon and works some nights. So we really don't get in each other's way. Emo (poor unsuspecting Emo) had been ILL-ADVISED by Dot last night about the times that i am awake and using the bathroom in the mornings.
Thus and therefore, he felt my evil, evil, wrath.
I sat on the edge of my bed waiting, and waiting, and waiting for him to get out of the shower so i could go into the bathroom and finish getting ready. And when i could wait no more... i banged on the door and yelled...
I NEED MY TOOTHBRUSH!
Huh? Came the barely lucid reply
GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!
Oh... okay... sorry...
Poor Emo. Not his fault... but let this be a lesson to everyone... don't mess with Mars first thing in the morning.
5 years ago