I'm sorry i didn't do all the things i said i was going to do today.
I didn't sweep, vacuum or mop the floors
I didn't clear my clothes out of the sun-room
I didn't do the dishes
I didn't clean the bathroom
I didn't cook dinner
I didn't make nice treats for our lunches
I didn't wash my sheets
I didn't dust
I didn't do any shopping
I didn't actually leave the house
I didn't even get dressed properly
I didn't do any readings
I didn't start my essay
I didn't iron my work clothes
I didn't write anything worth reading on the blog
I didn't empty the bins
I didn't write my memoirs
I didn't feed the dog
I didn't try to wear in my new boots sensibly
I didn't unpack my clothes
I didn't set up the tv properly
I didn't wash the towels
I didn't go for a walk
I didn't moisturise
I didn't do much, really.
I did, however, practice my commando rolls in the backyard wearing my new camouflage army pants. And i looked good! I may have pulled my hammy though.
Hope you're not too desperately disappointed in me.
Yours,
Mars
Fin
12 years ago
3 comments:
Amazing. You planned on doing ALL THAT? Feck me dead, you's ambitious. Well done for thinking about it anyway.
i'm used to being disappointed in you, Mars.
actually, when i came home last night i noticed some things had been re-arranged so just assumed you’d been busy busy all day, but i didn’t do a dust check.
and then when I hung out the clothes on the line this morning i saw the marks in the grass where you’d been doing your commando rolls.
btw – whose dog were you planning on feeding?
If only "disappoint dot" was on that list. Then you could have achieved one thing to be proud of.
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