24 March 2007

Was out tarting again last night, doing my thang on the dance floor... things are whurring and buzzing around me - everything is in order.

Then i notice this dude checking out my situation. So just like i do; i look the other way and ignore him.

But he's not so easily put off. He comes over...

Him: Wanna dance?

Mars: NUP!

Him: *goes and dies*

I CAN ONLY ASSUME.

Anyway, then i get to thinking... that may have been a bit harsh. I mean, i didn't even check out if he was good looking. So i go to try and find him, but i don't know which one he is; they all look the same.

And now i'm wondering if i've just slapped my desitiny in the face. WHAT IF HE WAS MY HUSBAND?

Tres distressed.

5 comments:

DelightfulJen said...

I am certain that if your future husband was going to be sent to you via the magic powers of the universe than he would probably ask something that you would want to do, the magic powers couldn't possibly just set you up to reject your one and only chance with your husband, it wouldn't be fair :)

Enny said...

Congratulations!!!

Original Mel said...

If he was indeed your future husband this is going to be the best story ever to tell your grandkids...

Seriously. It's like a rom-com with you played by Sandra Bullock, and him played by an attractive yet non-descript male actor, where you get to be all quirky and funny and he admires you from afar despite your offhand dismissal.

There will also, obviously, be a scene where one of you is running after the other through and airport, or possibly at a wedding.

Mex said...

WHAT IF HE WAS YOUR FUTURE BOSS???

actonb said...

I agree with DJen. If he was your Future Husband, then he would most definitely have to possess more stamina and persistence than this guy showed...

Don't fret - The One won't give up so easily!