Was out tarting again last night, doing my thang on the dance floor... things are whurring and buzzing around me - everything is in order.
Then i notice this dude checking out my situation. So just like i do; i look the other way and ignore him.
But he's not so easily put off. He comes over...
Him: Wanna dance?
Him: *goes and dies*
I CAN ONLY ASSUME.
Anyway, then i get to thinking... that may have been a bit harsh. I mean, i didn't even check out if he was good looking. So i go to try and find him, but i don't know which one he is; they all look the same.
And now i'm wondering if i've just slapped my desitiny in the face. WHAT IF HE WAS MY HUSBAND?
5 years ago