GREAT.
Anyway, i'm not all that creative, so i ring my friend Marge (mother of three) and ask what to do. We (she) come up with this:
TOTALLY OZ.
So tell your friends that the trophy wife in training (me) has been up ALL NIGHT baking cup-cakes that have come out looking like giant blobs of snot.
And you know what else...
I don't have anything to wear, so i'm going as "an Australian" and wearing whatever the fuck i would otherwise wear.
BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HARMONY DAY SHITE ANYWAY?
So they can stick my green finger where-ever it fits.
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Oh Marsipan! You're just too cute.
'Harmony Day is SHITE', but you still baked your little heart out...
Meat pies. You should have brung meat pies. And worn a hat with corks on it. And thongs.
As if i was gonna bring meat pies - yuck! and worse - microwaved meat pies!
and i am wearing fongs. my best bogan blue and white ones.
yeah. HARMONY.
(ps - baked = packet cake mix and a can of frosting.. look out martha stewart!)
that's the gayest day ever
i'd hate rocking up to work in a kilt and/or convict outfit
were there any hijabs?
Have you tried one yet? Do they taste good?
That green finger really freaked me out - I had nightmare visions of The Incredible Hulk wearing an apron and holding a spatula.
Don't be pointing that finger at me, missy. It looks like it's clawed its way from the grave.
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