08 November 2006

Well, today has certainly been exciting in the way of news... I've been off work sick (fucking again!), so i'm all over the news coverage.

Two occurrences, which let's face it, were inevitable, finally happened...

Britney and K-Fed are finally getting divorced! This ship was sinking from the day it set sail, so it's no great surprise to anyone, i wouldn't have thought. Hallelujah, i hated that cretin much more than i ever hated that money grabbing whore-bag ahem, Britney.

and...

The Reserve Bank announces more interest rate rises. Hooray for the Reserve Bank and those multiple-property-owing bunch of baby boomers, ruining the world! (sorry mum, dad... but your generation is really bringing us down with your super pay-outs and refusal to change your ways and acknowlege that we have a bit of a problem with that "environment" thing.) So, TAKE THAT you bunch of Liberal voting bastards... the third interest hike this year. The joke's on you! I can't even afford to buy dinner, let alone a house... doesn't bother meeee!

And two other things that warm the cold, grey heart of little Mars...

Poor W, i feel really, really sorry for you. I think the term used to describe you was "a lame duck". This should slow you down you absolute fruit.

Also, possibly the BEST thing that's happened to me in a long time is about to happen... Hold on to your hats, kids and strap into your seats this Thursday at 9.30pm... the new season of the Amazing Race is about to begin! My god, i'm wetting myself in excitement. Bit sad that Dot can't be here to enjoy it with me, but oh well...her stupid fault for timing her holiday badly. What an idiot!!!

Done by Mars

13 comments:

Pomgirl said...

I love The Amazing Race! I'm so looking forward to it starting tomorrow; it will make my Thursday, isn't that sad?

Mars said...

I love it too... but i am more than dubious about the "families" themed teams they seem to have going. How's a mum, dad and 2 little kids supposed to beat 4 adult sisters? Seems stupid, they had a winning formula...shoulda stuck with it if you ask me.

We'll see though. No doubt it'll be the highlight of my day too!

Pomgirl said...

I'm not sure about that theme either. Do you remember the mother and daughter from the last series? They were sort of annoying.

Chances are there will be enough Americans for me to love or hate (usually it's hate) to keep me watching and watching :)

Mars said...

They usually do have some sort of family combo though. my favourite was the mother and teenage son who was gay. he was such a cool kid, and the mother was so lovely! i don't think i could ever go on with any of my rellies though... eek!

Adam said...

Dear Mars, blogland loves you so...

DelightfulJen said...

I feel a bit bad from Brit Brit, everyone knew K-FEd was a waste of skin but she seemed to try so hard to make him into a useful person. Everyone hates him though so hopefully getting rid of him will cause her popularity to rise again.

I might try and watch this season of "The Amazing Race", I quite like the show but never remember to watch it. Thursday is already awesome because of "How I Met Your Mother" and "My Name is Earl" though.

Mex said...

i believe the best way to refer to someone like K-Fed is as "an oxygen theif"

Adam said...

Luckily WWE is on the case. K-Fed has been body slammed by Cena twice.

actonb said...

I try to watch The Amazing Race. I really do. But Americans crying all the time makes me cranky.
And it's on too late.

Interest rates... hmmmm.
And yet my brother-in-law (AKA the Fuckwit) assured me that Howard wouldn't let them rise. Coz he can do that y'know. Influence the RBA and all that. Aww geez. Does this mean Mr Howard lied....?

Mars said...

*gasp* no way!

he's never lied before...why would he lie now?

people are so stupid...i don't know why they ever beleived that clap about interest rates in the first place. sad thing is, i bet they'd beleive it again too...

audrey said...

I love TAR. The Black family were so lovely, especially how the dad picked his kid up out of the mud and commended him for trying. I hate the obnoxious little girl and boy in the family. You can just tell those parents encourage equality in the family structure. Nuts to that.

Also, WHO weekly's cover had a picture of Brit and K-Fed with the apparently shocking claim, "She wants the kids!"

Duh. I would have thought it was a certainty, given that I'm pretty sure it's impossible for a puddle of pond sludge to provide a supportive home for growing minds.

Mars said...

It's only slightly suss that K-Fed wants the kids he's had with Britney and not the ones he had with Shar Jackson's... ya know, cause Britney's only worth about a gazillion times more than Shar (who?).

God, i was so shocked when i saw a picture of the Black family and the title under the pic was "The Black Family"...i thought my god they're doing a Survivor and dividing teams by race... and they're not even calling them African American! i had a moment of contemplation wondering if i could endorse a show who call a black family The Black Family.

But then i realised i was an idiot.

Adam said...

But this isn't the first time you've had that realisation is it?