A lady should be reserved and demure, it is not proper to talk or laugh loudly as it attracts negative attention
Right. Measures need to be taken. In the last two weeks, not only have i been called a Toolie, but after my truly outstanding performance at drinks after work on Friday, i have also been awarded the truly revered honour amongst my colleagues, of the Friday Night Fuckwit. I'm all class.
Things Mars is going to do to better herself (and to help find her first husband)
Stop swearing - most uncouth
Small out-bursts (occasionally) in private permitted
Stop getting legless drunk - it might seem fun at the time, but this sort of behaviour isn't going to attract a gainfully employed husband
Work on having a less aggressive and overall obnoxious personality
(if at all possible)
Stop declaring to the world that you're looking for your first husband
They don't get the joke
You will be introduced to your first husband as indicated in the picture. You will not find your husband and father of your un-born children by roaring around a pub proclaiming "my friend met her husband here! where's my husband? are you my husband? WHERE'S MY HUSBAAAAAAAND?!!" etc. and so forth
Walk properly. No slumping.
No snorting - Irrespective of how funny the joke was
Brush hair daily
Learn to cook, clean and become otherwise domesticated
No rolling of eyes or use of sarcasm
Eat more than one meal daily - this will surely make for more delicate portion sizes
Well, i think this list is a good start.
Done by Mars
5 years ago