And no, Emo is not a man. Besides which, he's finally cleared out. Thank dog!
There's a dead bird stuck on our back fence. The thing obviously had string stuck to its leg or something, and it's got stuck on the fence while it was flying over. Now it's dead, and still stuck there.
Anyone who wants to come over and remove said bird will be duely rewarded with...
Lemonsor...
ParsleyAny takers?
Done by Mars
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Heavens! Lemon and parsley, you girls sure know how to sway folks.
I'd remove the dead bird for you, if I was in Melbourne...and you know, not a sissy girl :)
Maybe unhook it with a broom handle, then push it out into the gutter.
P.S Good on you for getting rid of Emo
Piece of string attached to the leg of a bird who flew over your fence and got stuck?
Thats exactly the kind of excuse a BIRD MURDERER would give.
You can't call me a BIRD MURDERER and get away with it!
Mack, you should be offering to come and cut that shit down man. You big sissy.
And yes, the festation of the dead bird is of serious concern at this point, let me assure you.
i'll do it
around a meal time and you two provide meal and laughter
i'll bring wine??
i'm from the country, so i used to do this shit all the time
How do you feel about stuffed pideon in a wine sauce with mashed potato?
Gourmet!
yeah cool as
but only if both of you are there. i don't completely trust you yet mars...
i don't trust her either!
Hey! What'd i do?!
Play nice, kids...
Heh, i just noticed my typo too.. pideon. Yummy, tastes just like pigeon...
I think Dot's going out to do the man's work. I can feel an action shot coming along..
Holy crap, that is A LOT of parsley.
^exactly the kind of herb a BIRD MURDERER would grow.
Mack, i'm totally warning you...
Stop calling me (or Dot) a BIRD MURDERER!
Oh what are you going to do? MURDER me?
Hey guys if in the next couple of days I die from a freak string related accident you where to look.
I can't believe a BIRD MURDERER threatened to MURDER me, a human, over the internerd!!!
I just can't belive it!
So you now put yourself in the league of a bird, Mack? Because although i admit no responsibility for the BIRD MURDER, that is what we're talking about here. The (alleged) MURDER of a BIRD.
Not the (alleged) threat of MURDER to an (alleged) HUMAN.
I just got a mental picture of you walking around with a piece of string stuck to your leg... LOLZ... now you're getting it caught on things! You're hopping about and swearing like a lunatic.
OH MY DOG, funniest mental picture EVAH.
Well, i guess i'll see you on the back fence sooner or later...
Well, i guess i'll see you on the back fence sooner or later...
I am using this as evidence to arrest you of the MURDER of me, a human, when I die.
Oh just go and DIE then. Put us all out of our misery.
Mack..? You're not actually dead... are you?
...
Have you fallen over and can't get up..?
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Sweet jesus, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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