I was out and about the other day, and let's be honest, i was being particularly obnoxious. More than usual.
Hard to imagine, i know.
Anyway... i was a tad drunkity and tearing around like a moron (specifics are sketchy) when someone yelled at me, calling me some sort of a name... it may have been an 'Australian dickhead' or the like (as i said, specifics sketchy...).
Now in this day of modern Australian 'pride' i couldn't have myself poorly representing our glorious country... so i called out to whom-ever that i was actually from New Zealand, and aren't they an ignorant fool for not being able to tell.
This is what i call 'waving the New Zealand flag'... think i'm gonna make an entry in urban dictionary, trademark this shit and try to make some money out of my own appalling behaviour.
9 comments:
Is that a euphemism for giving the bird?
your behaviour is disgusting and i am appalled to be of the same country as people like you
i know... i'm a pig.
Massive high five for that one.
I had a friend do a similar thing on the tube once and have decided it's the greatest way one can serve Australia.
exactly, JC... the best thing i figure i can do for my country some times is to deny my true nationality.
oops... that was me, obvs.
You're just so selfless Mars...
what can i say... they don't call me magnanimous mars for nothing. i'm just always giving.
I have never done that BUT I love it. Pure gold.
Post a Comment