Mars: On waving the New Zealand flag
I was out and about the other day, and let's be honest, i was being particularly obnoxious. More than usual.
Hard to imagine, i know.
Anyway... i was a tad drunkity and tearing around like a moron (specifics are sketchy) when someone yelled at me, calling me some sort of a name... it may have been an 'Australian dickhead' or the like (as i said, specifics sketchy...).
Now in this day of modern Australian 'pride' i couldn't have myself poorly representing our glorious country... so i called out to whom-ever that i was actually from New Zealand, and aren't they an ignorant fool for not being able to tell.
This is what i call 'waving the New Zealand flag'... think i'm gonna make an entry in urban dictionary, trademark this shit and try to make some money out of my own appalling behaviour.
5 years ago