FREAKING THE FUCK OUT! i have to tell the internet. The internet will help me through this moment...
Emo has returned after a three day
"What the fuck is that"? i ask, looking in its direction.
"Ohh..heh.. don't ask.." is the response i'm met with.
Let me paint the picture. An empty naggon of Jim Beam. A cenitmetre of white liquid in the bottom.
Spoof.
Spoof!
There is spoof in my house.
Spoof on the shelf.
Bottled spoof.
That's disgusting. That's foul. That's fucking off. I declared as i'm walking out.
Spoof, people. SPOOF! On the shelf!
Internet, tell me i'm not over-reacting.
18 comments:
ARE YOU FRICKING SURE?!!
i don't get it.
what do you mean 'spoof in a bottle'?
are you feckin serious?
I am sure. I am serious. I've been having night-mares.
Dot, you are clearly not normal. What do you mean 'don't get it'? SPOOF! In a Jim Beam bottle. It's fucking disgusting. Look on the mantle, it's probably still there. According to him "it's art".
HE'S FUCKED.
you're telling me he masturbated into a bottle??
that's kinda odd
thanks for explaining it KIKI.
doing it into a bottle would be more effort than it's worth, even for arts sake. but i suppose a guy would have to confirm that... anyone?
It may be a silly question, but why bottle it?
In case some female needs to be impregnanted by Emo at a moment's notice?
To start a collection for some sort of world record?
Boys work in myterious ways.
Only one way to find out... swishy swishy.
Ahhaha.
YUK!
Maybe it is runny clag glue?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUUUTTTTTT!
oh god.. thats just ... ewwwwww... im sorry. but what exactly are you going to do with a bottle of spoof!?
Is he going to try and FILL the bottle!?!? cause.. thats just kinda sad.. tell the boy he is much better off going out there and getting laid!!
i.
DOT> it would be extremely hard. seriously. like you'd have to do it into a cup somehow, then (again somehow) transport it into a bottle. i'm assuming it doesn't siphon particularly easily...
my guess is that he has a really (like really) small penis and he actually 'does it' with the bottle.
Ewwwww.
DOOOOOOOOOOODE!! That is just GROSS. EW. Ew. Ew.
At least he doesn't do it into a sock and then sneak it into your laundry.
Because that would be sick.
READ IN SARCASTIC GAY ART MAN TONES
he is ssssoooo post modern, like, yeah
what kind of music is this sicko into?
i'm guessing 'hard core' shit like Simple Plan and maybe some Postal Service for when he's coming down... and he probably cuts himself too no?
*starts slow clap*
photo..... Photo.... PHOTO....!!!
photo..... Photo.... PHOTO....!!!
Funny you should mention a photo kids... i went back for a second look today, and would you believe... IT'S DISAPPEARED (off the mantle).
I am still not coping at the thought of if being somewhere in the house though.
If it re-appears, i'll have the camera-phone (and the plethora of abuse) at the ready.
Just so you know, i am not above posting a photo of someone else's blow on the internet. That's why you love me.
A mate and I had a running joke at high school - our idea of purgatory would be where we walked into a room, were faced with a garbage bin (how old am I!!!) and are told to "fill it" before we could leave.
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