10 August 2006


Hey yo, get this... on the census, Dot and I put ourselves down as a de-facto couple*

Power to the lesbots of the world!

Gafaw..

*Even though we are not**
**This method of referencing seems to have become quite popular on the interwebs, non?

13 comments:

DelightfulJen said...

I was at uni when my family filled out our form, I was hoping to out down some random stuff like that but I missed my chance.

Yay for being fake defactos!

kiki said...

hang on, so you guys aren't lesbians???
oh...

seriously though, we did some good stuff on hourse too, apparently, between the three of us, there is between 45 - 75 hours of housework done per week - you have to see it to 'believe' it

hey, i was at uni last night (thursday) and i swear that one of you two is in my class - not that i know what either of you look like.
but there's this woman, and she keeps looking at me, which is cool, but she just screams of you two...
help me out here

is either of you at RMIT?

kiki said...

commenters note:
'hourse' refers to 'our house' but, even though pure literary genius, is a typo...

Chesty LaRue said...

Whereas due to my mans paranoia about the taxman, we put ourselves down as flatmates.

Yay for fake defactiods.*

* Yay for footnotes!

kiki said...

yay for no spell check!

Original Mel said...

I do recall in the last census my three flatmates and I all put down we were the de facto partner of person one. Go foursomes!

Mars said...

Oooh.. i'm interested to know what you think we look like, keeks.. Were we suave, sophistocated, sexy and skinny? We'd better not have looked like a mousey-library-internerd!

Yo, and what did we ever say on this blog to make you think we were doing engineering?! (isn't that what you're doing?) What subject did you see us in?

And when you say "there's this woman"... how old, exactly, was this woman? And how, exactly, does she "scream" of us? There was ONE TIME i yelled at the Emo get out of the bathroom...what do i have to do to convince the internerd i don't go about screeching all the time?!

So yeh, us. I guess it is kinda weird you don't know what we look like, yet we know what you look like. For all you know, one of us could be Petra! Or DaveMack, and we're just not telling you...

Jessie said...

HAHA, thats pretty funny. Nothin' like fakin' the census.

kiki said...

i know you're both not petra or dave mack because i've known dave mack longer than sliced bread and petra lives in new york, you guys live in the suburbs...

i study engineering, yes, but i also study business management... i'm not just a pretty face you know

Dave Mack said...

I can 100% confirm that I, Dave Mack, am the real Dave Mack. W

ill all real Dave Mack's please stand up?

*Stands up*

There. Proof!

dave mack said...

*stands up*

Mars said...

HOLY CRAP.. two dave mack's.. how many others could be out there?!

I am picturing a john malcovich type scene here with 50 squillion people wearing dave mack masks.

Whoa..

BEVIS said...

I am not Dave Mack.




(But I'm willing to wear a Dave Mack mask.)