08 July 2007

What's fucking you off this weekend, Mars?

I'll tell you what's fucking me off; these new goddammed smoking laws!

Eh?

Yeah, the JERKS who want clean air to breathe. They think they're entitled to it.

Entitled to it?

Yeah! And the people... who think they're entitled to a smoke-free work place.

What people?! Absurd!

I KNOW!

So... what are you going to do?

I dunno... i guess i'll just fight it the best way i know how...

...

Y'know...

Car bomb?

Well, i was thinking more along the lines of just standing outside shiverring my balls off and bitching the fuck out of the situation...

...

But now you've got me thinking...

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MARS?

I'm gonna boycott.

Boycott?

You heard me; boycott.

So what, you're not going to frequent any more booze-holes??

That's right. And furthermore, i'm not going to drink anymore booze either!

No more booze!?!! IMPOSSIBLE!

May be so, my friend... may be so...

But wait, how does this solve the problem of having to smoke out-doors, like a common dog?

Well, it doesn't exactly, does it?

No.

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8 comments:

Mex said...

here is a novel approach... just have all your drunken binges at your own home! and smoke inside!! woo!

Mars said...

i want to see the sexy boys though...

kiki said...

i went to a pub on sunday night to watch the soccer
and i tell you what, without the smoke, all i could smell were perfumes and farts.
dirty rotten lingering farts

it was gross

audrey said...

Have the laws started in Melbourne already?

I didn't pick you for a smoker mars...

I can't wait for them to kick in here. Filthy stinking smokers, making my clothes smell and my throat hurt...grumble, bah, boo.

kiki said...

mars is a filthy smoker

Mars said...

^ pot/kettle etc?

Mex said...

smokers are the coolest people in the whole world!

at least we look cool!

Mars said...

^ mex is right