A day in the life of a passive aggressive...
Me: i don't really understand the sizing system here...
Shop assistant: well, there's 1 and there's 2.
Me: just two sizes?
Shop assistant: actually, size 1 is really an 8-10, and size 2 is a 10-12, and all the knits are 'free sizes'.
Me: 'free sizes', like one size fits all?
Shop assistant: um...
Me: or, you mean like anyone is free to try them on?
Shop assistant: yes...
Me laughing: regardless of whether they fit or not?
Shop assistant: huh?
Shop assistant: i know.
(happy birthday to Kiki!)
5 years ago