Fashion this summer is cruel. I mean, it's always cruel, but this year it seems even more-so.
These fucking play suits will be the end of me. Yes aren't they cute etc... but honestly, i'm almost 26 now, things have long ago gone south, i can't wear little itty bitty short-shorts... although, it seems the rest of the world, well, can.
Cute little dress, with high belt. HIGH BELT. I know this isn't any great news flash to anyone, but apparently belts aren't used for holding trousers up anymore, they're used for holding boobs up.
The one saving grace, as best i can tell...
Leggings, for fucks suck. But they're only called leggings if you're from the 80's... now they're called footless tights. They're fucking leggings.
So to complete the look this summer, you also need...
You also need...
An enormous bag, big enough to carry ALL your important things...
A hott fake tan.
And then you're good to go. Only thing is, you'll probably look like every other asshole walking down the street.
I, on the other hand, am just going to stay in doors.
done by Mars
5 years ago