17 December 2006


My blog is worth $15,242.58.
How much is your blog worth?






Err.. so, how do i sell? And am i expected to split said profits with Dot, considering i do all the work around here? Surely not. Sign me up, baby!

Incidentally, i'm over my sook now. Had a pretty nice weekend even though we were EXCLUDED from the biggest blogger meet-up since those conventions they have sometimes for the pros. Pack of snobs.

Ooh, and last night, i saw Katie-from-BB06 in the city. She totally tried to get in front of me while i was waiting for a taxi and i said "Katie, you can't just push in front of people like that"....
"Huuuuughhughughugh..." she crooned in my direction
"I knew that was you" says i, very matter of fact.
That was before i yelled down the street to my friends... "HAY! GUYS! it's Katie-from-B ig-Brother... right HERE *points in her face*"
The reply came from one of them... "What are you talking to her for? Stop talking to her! Stop yelling that out. Why do you even know what she looks like?"
And then, this taxi wizzed past me before slamming on the brakes about 3 milimetres from my nose, the door flew open and someone yelled at me to "get the fuck in the taxi!' and yanked me into the car.
i vaguely remember hanging out the taxi window yelling out goodbye to Katie-off-Big-Brother and that i never thought Jamie was good looking anyway, before they told me, again, to stop talking to her or they'd chuck me out of the car.
And then i passed out.

Done by Mars

6 comments:

Adam said...

Goddam, we should have conference called you. Dammit!

Mars said...

wrong. you should have just held the event in melbs, then you too could have seen katie-off-big-brother at 4am on a street corner.

audrey said...

I've seen Jamie from Big Brother twice now in Adelaide and both times he's looked like something a homeless person living in the sewers might step around to avoid stepping in.

But Katie is also of the 'special needs' persuasion...

All I know is I'd be mortified if MY friends sent in a defence letter to NW detailing the dirty truth of my 'relationship'.

Chesty LaRue said...

I used to see Lefty Tim all the time. Like seriously so often he probably thought I was stalking him.

And he always wore the same t-shirt. Like he was still in the house with no other clothes.

actonb said...

Apparently the guy who won the first big brother is from Wollongong. That is all I can contribute to this forum. I am so ashamed...

Other than: Mars, you'll be right chicken...

Chesty LaRue said...

Sorry AB.

The guy who one the first BB was from Epping (Ben). The guy who won the second BB was from the Gong (Peter).

Sad. That I know that.