07 May 2007

"Tommy thinks you're cute..."
"What? Marge... did you ask Tommy if he thought i was cute?"
"Uh... so?"
"Marge... Tommy's FUCKED!"
"What do you mean?"
"Look at him! His eyes look like they're being held open with tooth-picks!"
"Nah.. that's just the way he looks..."
"Yeah, cause he's fucked ALL the time!"
"Oh... well, i think i want what Tommy's got.."
"Yeah... me too..."
"Hey Tommy...?"

Yeah, so my new boy-friend's fucked.

...like YOURS isn't...

2 comments:

Adam said...

Mine isn't.

Chesty LaRue said...

Does your boy-friend have one of those moes, Mars?

Twoo Wuff Fow Effah!