04 March 2010

What's shitting you today, Mars?

We all know my somewhat checkered past where housemates are concerned, correct? Basically, I have lived with over 30 people in my time and have ended up passionately hating every single one of them except for two. This is not a good ratio.

So, when looking for my latest victim, I thought I was being scrupulous, wary even, having learned from lessons passed.

No Emos
No lesbians
No one who never leaves the house
No one who has a pet
No one with a debilitating 'illness'
No unemployed
No dirty, lazy, noisy
No bossy
No vegetarians
No Christians

But I was rushed into moving out of the pars house and appear to have made an error in judgement. It would appear that I have moved in with someone who has a perpetually present, imp of a boyfriend.


My (official) housemate is actually really nice, I like her a lot and i'm trying to just GET A FUCKING LIFE! and not let Impy bother me. But last night, it did bother me... She wasn't even home and and he turned up about half past 10. I heard knocking on the front door while I was in the shower, and figured it could only be one person... so I carried on with my shower, hoping he'd think no one was home and just LEAVE.

But alas, he was not to be deterred! I left him knocking on that front door for 15 minutes, long after I'd finished my shower... I hid out in the bathroom (which you can see the door of from the front door) for ages... Eventually I got sick of being held captive in my own bathroom and went to exit the bathroom and had no choice but to let him in. So in he came, went and turned the tv and a/c on, made himself something to eat then went and had a shower.

This wouldn't bother me so much if it didn't happen every day... I really am TRYING to be reasonable about this - I dont want to hate someone. Internet, you have to believe me for once.


kiki said...

you should probably sit down with your housemate and have a chat with her about your problem with him coming over unannounced and without her there.

she'd probably understand

meva said...

Or you could start showering with a hammer.

Mars said...

meva! i dont want to murder him... in fact, i dont even want him dead. i just want him elsewhere!

Angelina said...

Agree with kiki. But you'll have to find a way to word it so she doesn't get all defensive about it. I can't help you there, sorry. I have no tact whatsoever!

kiki said...

yeah, you were pretty rough on Said over on your blog

Angelina said...

That wasn't rough, Kiki. That was quite mild, actually. Said was a moron. No one was forcing them to read my stuff. I never said I was Victor Hugo. And if I'm ever at a blog I don't like, I just leave. Who leaves long winded comments like that on a blog they don't like? Weird. Although they could spell, I'll give them that.

Sorry for hijacking, Mars!