28 November 2007

WELL! I thought my computer was broken... so i've been computer-less for 2 weeks now... and today, i must have got desperate so tried to fix it. WELL FUCK ME SIDE WAYS, i actually did it, and it turns out the computer's not broken afterall! ...it's so fun being me.

And i've had lots to write about too... Firstly there was a wedding... and you know how i 'like' those... There was also JT (OMGJUSTINDOMENOW)... AND, there was an election. Suffice to say... we are delighted at the result.

It's been a busy month or so here at D&M HQ. Firstly, Dot came home! (to visit me) Which was nice. She was here for two weeks, and now she's gone again. Meanwhile, on the recomendation of Mexie, and with a severe case of 5-minutes-on-the-brain, i bought a NEW camera... wheee...! Let me demonstrate its greatness, by telling you all about the IMPORTANT things in life - now in motion picture!

Anyone ever wondered what D&M HQ looks like? Well, in the name of once and for all, flushing any anonymity we ever had STRAIGHT down the shitter...! I present to you (in artistic photography format)...

Our dining room... ta-daa! Greeeeeeeeny...

Whee...! BUT, the big news really is...! While Dot was here, she acquired us (yes, US!) a flat screen teevee! It was like... we'd finally made our way into the 21st century... OR, we'd won a game show or something...

Have you ever seen a flatter screen?

That said... there are changes afoot for Dot and Mars. As those more observant readers of You Can't Stop Us... will note, Dot seems to not only have gotten married this year, but she also seems to have moved to America to live with her mail-order husband. Which leaves Mars, unaccounted for.

SO... Mars has made some plans of her own... to head north to a cooler climate and go to Manchester to hang out with some of her boozy mates. THAT'S RIGHT, Manchester, bitches. Therefore, there has been packing, and let me just say... i have made the recent discovery of the most under-rated form of storage there is. You see, normally i would just create piles. Of stuff. Piles, and piles of stuff. BUT BEHOLD!

Oh yeah baby... it's the vacuum seal!

VERY SATISFYING, seeing the life sucked out of all my STUFF. Luckily for me, i have heaps of STUFF, so this could keep me entertained for quite. some. time.

In other news... i went up the street today to get a facial (damn new camera, pointing out how bad my skin actually was) and after i bought my $3.50 bottle of cordial (see right), i noticed that Cheltenham seemed to have up, what looked like...


Christmas decorations! Ahahahahahaha*choke*LAME.



Anyway, that's it really. I'm getting a Mac Laptop some time next week, so you can expect some more wacky adventures as i try to work out how to use that thing.

8 comments:

Amanda said...

This is going to be the single most lame question you're ever going to get on your blog (and that's a pretty big call), but where did you get all the vacuum bags? I want some so that I can ship all my stuff to a cooler climate too, but I can't find them anywhere, and it's bloody irritating. I remember when they were the height of fashion and they were easy to find, including on infomercials.

Otherwise, yay camera, yay cooler climates, yay teevee.

Mars said...

KAMRT! i got a 'multi-pack' with various sizes... i'm telling you, watching things shrink is highly entertaining.

Dot said...

i hate to break it to you but...

our 'new' (1988 model) tv does not have a flat screen. look closely. it's a regular curved screen with a flat piece of glass placed over the top.

Mars said...

shurrup. it looks flat to me...

kiki said...

woah! busted on the flat screen!!

how lame!
advertising something you don't have

in fact, i remember i was over to pick you two up one night and i commented on the "flat screen" to which one of you responded "it's not actually a flat screen.."

Mars said...

listen, i'm the one who watches the damn thing, and as far as i'm concerned, IT'S FLAT!

Original Mel said...

Oh my God.

First you call me your nemesis.

Now you're STALKING ME to the UK.

Copy cat.

On another note, does this mean if you ever come to London we might (eek!) meet up?

Mex said...

maybe i could use those vacuum bags to seal up my now defunct blog and make way for the NEW ONE!!!