Had a coversation with Lisa tonight, my now 7 year old god daughter.
Her - I'm going to be a nurse when i grow up
Me - That's great sweetheart, you need to be good a maths...
Her - I'm good at maths!
Me - Well good for you
Her - What are you going to be?
Me - Well i'm already a grown up... so I'm doing it. This is it.
Her - *pauses*...
Her - So... *processing*... nothing?
Thanks kid, you can fuck off now.
5 years ago