21 August 2007

Mars has a blog-crush.

New addition to the side bar... handsome (not to mention gallant). Easy to read blog template. Writes well and presumably, reads well too.

...what more could a girl ask for?

Now. How do i get him to marry me?



PS... i saw him first, any of you moles try and cut my lunch and i'll stab your eyeballs out with pencils!
can we change the blog title already?

i want:

Dot and Mars: "You can't stop us, cause we like doing it..."
two life partners torn apart by love, now only a blog can keep them together

(if anyone can think of a better title then suggestions are welcome. plus, if we use your idea you get a free breast implant. but just one, i'm not made of money.)

so Mars, if you don't change title soon i'm going to get into the template myself and have a look around Dr. 'Stein style...

this is not a empty threat.
Running the gauntlet…

Blane and I are currently living in a nice fourth-floor apartment in a not-so-nice neighborhood of strip clubs, single occupancy hotels, methadone clinics... and every type of crazy person you could ever think of.

These people aren’t friendly hobos or tramps. They are hard-core mentally disturbed homeless. They are shambling unmedicated wrecks whose lives on the street are punctuated by incarceration.

And it’s a big shock to my little suburban soul.

Homelessness in San Francisco is about as bad as it gets in any developed city. Every night I can look from my window and see a least five people sleeping on the footpath across the street. Sometimes they have real spring-coil mattresses with sheets and pillows and it looks like they’ve been transplanted from a bedroom somewhere. Although, more often I see people lying as they dropped after loosing consciousness, sprawled face down on the footpath.

There’s always a crowd on the street. People just hanging around, swearing, urinating (and once I saw a guy defecating), drinking, vomiting, smoking, smoking crack (butane lighters is the sign… look at me, mum! I’m becoming streetwise!), and yelling a lot. Yelling at each other, or just plain yelling at the world.

Everyday when I walk the short distance from this neighborhood to downtown SF it feels like running a gauntlet. Mostly I’m just dodging people asking for money, but sometimes bored groups of guys like to tease the girl who blushes easily.

“Excuse me, sister?”

“Yes?”

“Do you like tall ugly black men?”

So I generally avoid all eye-contact and refuse to acknowledge when people speak to me. But this backfires sometimes when I pass a person and hear them trailing off, “…got a light?” or “…way to Sixth Street?” Because the crazy thing is this area of town is a major thoroughfare with the subway passing right through it. It contains important landmarks such as the city’s town hall, opera house, farmer’s market and main library. So you also see tourists with giant suitcases and people in suits going to work… all doing the head-down march through Crazytown.

I asked Blane this morning what he thought he had learnt about humanity from living in this place.

He replied, ‘Stay off drugs and always take your medication.’

I guess I’m not in Cheltenham anymore.

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a common place thing, but burn burn burn, like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars”. Jack Kerouac, On the Road.


Kerouac was a romantic fool!!!!

20 August 2007

D'ya think you can get food poisoning from eating avocado which had probably seen better days?




Ughhhhh.....




Think i'm gonna go eat some grass now.




Ughhhhh.....

17 August 2007

Sadly, it looks like there's going to be less of this type of mincing...

And more of this type of mincing, for me...


Dot, if you can cram your foot into that shoe... well, you're a better woman than me.


Arrrgghhhhhh!

16 August 2007

Back whe i first met Dot, and we were all wishing we looked like this...


And we were hanging around the shops after school, thinking that this look was fairly cool (unaware at the time, of course, that the scrunchie was what really made this who scenario all that...)



Before we'd head off home to the meal our mothers had cooked for us, and slam doors and fight with out fathers. And we'd put on this sulky face...




...

OK FINE!

You smart-arse internet barsts.

We didn't look like any of that...

We looked like THIS!



We were a picture of everything a parent would want in a child. A no smart-mouth, good kid who didn't her homework (on time) and didn't fraternise with boys.

Humph.

ANYWAY... the point to this story. WHEN I FIRST MET DOT, the one thing that set her apart from the crowd... was the fact that she had a bright RED door.


...no, not like that.

A bright red bedroom door (with a giant picture of Jarvis Cocker on the back)... which i thought was pretty damn cool. You see, i lived in a cream house. (It was lovely.)

So i was walking past Dot's parents place this evening... and well... Dot, i hope this whole married thing works out for you cause... well...

Yeah, they seem to have knocked your bedroom down (red door included) and are making it into a dining room.

And i'm thinking of going and salvaging the door, for the sake of the memories...



PS Your mum saw me though her window taking this photo so she probably thinks i'm weird now.
PPS Found a package stuffed in the mail box... as best i can tell, it seems to be shoes. Can i open package/wear shoes?

14 August 2007

I was just browsing the 'strictly platonic' section of Craigslist/new york...

Why? Because I'd finished reading my other favourite lists: missed connections, free and rants and raves... Anyway, and I came across this posting:
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new york craigslist > brooklyn > strictly platonic

British boys, witty banter - ww4mm - 20

Reply to: pers-396138477@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-13, 3:44PM EDT

Hey,
We're two girls living in Brooklyn that have reached the conclusion that the one things our lives are sorely missing is the presence of precocious, sharp, youthful British boys that like to argue amongst themselves.
So, if you are between the ages of 18 and 25, upstanding but cheeky, look good in a tie, and very very British--we would love to cook you a great dinner.
In exchange, we would like to watch some heated intellectual debate and be permitted to giggle.
Please, no self-satisfied hipsters or Australians.
Okay, and also we would absolutely love it if you had some homoerotic tendancies. Not because we neccessarily want to watch you do the dirty with your debate partner, but just because a little bit of sexual frustration makes the whole world so much more fun.
Hope to hear from you soon!
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Excuse me? What? Huh? The more I think on this the more I don't understand...

What kind of cruel horrible pseudo-precocious nasty girls posted this?
What kind of people live in Brooklyn and say no to 'self-satisfied hipsters'?
Why single out only 'self-satisfied hipsters' and Australians as bad?
Yet, arguing youthful British boys as desirable?
Why would they expect Australians to answer the ad?
Considering many American's can’t tell the difference between an Australian and an English accent do they expect some smartarse Australian's will try to sneak into their free dinner?
What's wrong with Australians?
Has 'Outback Steakhouse' ruined our chances in this country?

13 August 2007

Yo, Dot...

I've got bigger problems than the blogroll, eh. Apparently, some mysogynistic moron surfercam has been slagging me off on his blog.

Where's Kiki when you need him?



And also, i'm reluctant to delete Dave Mack and Adam from the blogroll... i know they're both all but blog-dead, but i just *sniff* love them so so much and am hoping they'll be back soonish... What do you think?

Any thoughts from those in question? Probably not, they're blog-dead.

Mars, can we please delete all the blogs in the blogroll that are no longer active? What's the etiquette for this?

Also, we really need a new name for the blog considering we are no longer housemates.

Also, have you seen the film The Break-Up? It's terrible.

12 August 2007

Yeah. Hi.

Been staying down at my mums since Dot left. And am now in two minds about my future... in particular, my future in Cheltenham. Truth be told, the appeal of Cheltenham was always getting to live with someone i thought rather okay...

And now, i just don't know.

I really want to go over seas next year, but i don't know if that's going to happen... but if i don't go, then i really want a new job and to live closer to the city.

And i'm just not sure of a) which path to go down or b) how it's exactly going to happen.

So i'm trying to save, just to keep my options open and then my friend went and got her hair ioncially straightened. I think it cost about 300 bucks... but it looks really good, and now i want it too, so i don't have to look like a mop anymore.

Dramas.